SIRENS – Not what I expected and not very good. I was looking forward to a supernatural fantasy story. After all, sirens were mythical beauties who would sing with enchanted voices to lure sailors to their deaths. Instead this was a corny, soap opera thing with no plot, no intelligent dialogue and no fantasy. I can’t fathom why it was named sirens. Kevin Bacon was the only standout in a limited role. His talents were wasted in this thing. Skip it! Cheers!! Boyfriends – 1; Girlfriends – 0.